Costco

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Costco, a regular shouted one day as he walked out of the car wash: ‘I feel like I’m driving a brand-new car!’ And ever since then, everyone noticed something strange—all the cars that came out looked cleaner and shinier than when they went in. Then one day, a delivery driver joked, ‘Maybe it’s not the car wash—it’s the water from their famous coffee that makes our cars look so good!’ A neighbor quipped back, ‘No wonder my dog always looks happier after visiting Costco!’ And ever since then, people joke that Costco cleans your car… or maybe just your mood.

2. At Costco, a sign above the car wash read: ‘If your vehicle is not clean enough for you, it’s definitely not clean enough for Jesus.’ A delivery driver pulled up and asked aloud, ‘Who does He think HE is?’ A regular customer, parked next to him, replied with a smile: ‘He’s the one who designed your truck, buddy!’ The delivery driver shook his head and muttered under his breath, ‘Next time I’ll just pray my own prayers…’

3. At Costco, a delivery driver once pulled up to the car wash and noticed something odd—his truck seemed to be singing along with the automated cleaning song. The driver looked around, puzzled, but soon realized that his truck had an old cassette tape stuck in the radio, playing along with the car wash’s background music. He laughed, shook his head, and drove off, promising himself never to leave his belongings unattended again.

4. At Costco, a delivery driver once pulled up to the car wash and noticed something strange—was that a unicorn soap dispenser? As he approached the exit, another customer shouted, ‘Hey, wait! I thought you were washing my car!’ Turns out, the unicorn soap had turned everyone’s vehicles into glittery rainbows for the day. The delivery driver shrugged, laughing: ‘Guess it was time for some magical cleaning anyway.’