Colorectal Surgery Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to the Colorectal Surgery Clinic one morning, puzzled by the long queue of cars outside. As he approached the entrance, he noticed patients emerging with strange smiles on their faces and oddly shaped bags in hand. Curious, he asked a nearby neighbor what was going on. ‘Oh,’ she laughed, ‘they just had a special promotion—everyone gets a free balloon with their procedure!’ The delivery driver looked down at his own bag, which now bobbed cheerfully in the breeze.

2. A delivery driver pulled up to the Colorectal Surgery Clinic one morning, confused by the strange sound of laughter coming from inside. The delivery driver cautiously opened the door and found a group of surgeons, laughing so hard they were crying tears of joy. Turns out, they’d just invented a new joke about bowel movements that only doctors could appreciate. The delivery guy shook his head, smiled, and delivered the package without comment.

3. A delivery driver pulled up to the Colorectal Surgery Clinic one afternoon, curious about the sign that read ‘Closed for Annual Cleaning.’ As he approached the closed clinic, a regular from down the street waved and called out, ‘Hey, you missed your annual cleaning again!’ The delivery driver shook his head with a smile, thinking, ‘At least they’re consistent.’

4. One foggy night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Colorectal Surgery Clinic, perplexed by an eerie humming sound that seemed to come from inside. As he approached the entrance, the humming grew louder and more insistent—like a thousand tiny voices whispering ‘scope me, scope me!’ Turns out, it was just the clinic’s air conditioning unit playing tricks on him in the fog. The delivery driver laughed it off, delivered his package with a wave, and drove away, leaving behind only a faint echo of laughter and the hum of the hospital's machinery.