About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Big John’s PFI, a regular noticed something odd one day when he heard a strange humming noise coming from the produce aisle. His young daughter, pushing her toy shopping cart, suddenly stopped and pointed excitedly at an apple that seemed to be glowing softly in the dim light. Curious, the man picked up the apple, which continued to gently pulse. A nearby delivery driver overheard their conversation and joked, ‘That’s no ordinary fruit—must be on special tonight!’ They all laughed, and soon everyone was examining the glowing apples. Turned out it was just an optical illusion caused by a new lighting fixture. But for weeks afterward, whenever someone mentioned Big John’s, people smiled and said, “Oh, you mean where those magical apples were?’
2. At Big John’s PFI, a delivery driver once found an old, dusty kite hidden among the cereal boxes. Nobody claimed it, so he took it home and hung it in his kitchen. Now every time someone mentions windy weather, he pulls it down for a laugh. One winter afternoon, a neighbor stopped by and asked if they could borrow the kite. Turns out she was planning a surprise birthday party for her husband—she’d always dreamed of flying a kite together on their anniversary. So, with a big smile, our delivery driver handed over the ancient toy, never guessing how much joy it would bring.
3. At Big John’s PFI, a delivery driver once asked himself: ‘Why does every fifth box of cereal seem heavier than it should?’ Curious, he opened one suspicious box during his next shift and found nothing but an extra bag of marshmallows. Turns out, someone in the neighborhood had been secretly stockpiling for their annual s’mores marathon. At Big John’s PFI, mystery solved—and everyone got some sweet treats.
4. At Big John’s PFI, on a foggy morning rarely seen in that part of town, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar: each box of cereal seemed to whisper its own secret. Curious, he opened one box and heard a soft voice say, ‘Eat me first!’ Turns out it was just an overzealous marketing campaign for their new talking cereals. The next day, everyone in town was laughing as neighbors compared notes on which cereal spoke loudest—all thanks to Big John’s PFI’s latest gimmick.