America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the dimly lit hallway of America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses, a regular noticed something peculiar one morning. As he walked past the display cases, an odd humming sound emerged from behind the counter—a rhythmic, almost soothing tune that no one else seemed to hear. Curious, the regular approached the counter and asked if anyone was there. To his surprise, a sleepy-eyed delivery driver appeared, mumbling about how he’d left his headphones on all night. The humming stopped instantly, leaving only the soft chatter of customers and the occasional beep of the cash register. From then on, whenever someone heard the strange noise, they knew it was just another day at America’s Best Contacts & Eyeglasses—where even the employees could fall asleep on the job.

2. At dawn, when most people were still dreaming, a delivery driver pulled up to America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses. He noticed something odd: the store’s neon sign blinked not just once or twice, but in an eerie pattern that seemed to spell out a message. Curious, he leaned closer and read: ‘Open for business—buy one get one free!’ The driver laughed, shook his head, and walked away, muttering about strange places and their even stranger signs. Inside, the store was open as usual, offering its regular discounts and friendly service.

3. In the early morning, while America’s Best Contacts & Eyeglasses was still locked tight, a neighborhood cat crept inside through an open window. It meowed curiously as it stumbled upon a display case filled with colorful frames, clearly not understanding why humans would wear such things on their faces. Suddenly, a delivery driver arrived, unlocking the door with his key. Startled, the cat darted behind a pair of oversized glasses, making strange chirping sounds. The driver laughed and gently scooped up the curious creature, remarking, ‘Looks like someone found their perfect fit!’

4. In the early morning, while America’s Best Contacts & Eyeglasses was still locked tight, a delivery driver heard an unusual sound coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw something that made him laugh out loud—an excited puppy frantically trying on pairs of glasses, each one perched perfectly on its tiny nose. The delivery driver quietly opened the door, picked up the little pup, and gently placed it back outside. Shaking his head with a smile, he thought, ‘Who knew dogs could be such fashionistas?’ The next day, a regular customer arrived wearing a new pair of frames, remarking, “I feel like I’m seeing things differently now.”