About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Alki Dental and noticed something strange. The sign above the door read: ‘Closed for Emergency Dentistry Only.’ Curious, he parked his truck and walked inside. Inside, he heard an old man whispering from behind a curtain: 'Next!' Turns out, it was just another regular day at Alki Dental—except everyone had forgotten to tell him they were closed. After a few minutes of confusion, the staff ushered him back to reality with a warm smile and a cup of coffee.
2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up outside Alki Dental and heard an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention, patients! Your dentist is running late today—please bring your own toothbrush!’ The delivery driver cracked a smile, thinking it was some kind of joke. Inside, he saw a sign that read: "Today’s theme: DIY Dentistry!" A regular patient walked by, muttering under his breath, 'Guess I’ll just use my old electric one.' The story ended with everyone laughing as they left, realizing that sometimes life at Alki Dental could be quite… unique.
3. One night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Alki Dental and heard an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our dental hygienist has discovered a new species of microorganism in the waiting room.’ The delivery driver cracked a smile and thought, ‘That’s odd.’ Then he heard another voice through the intercom: ‘And if you could bring us some aspirin while you’re here, that would be great!’ The next morning, everyone in Seattle was talking about the mysterious microbe—and Alki Dental had never been busier.
4. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up outside Alki Dental and saw a sign in the window that read ‘Free Tooth Fairy Service.’ Curious, he parked his truck and walked inside. Inside, everyone was smiling and laughing as if they were having fun. The delivery driver asked what was going on, and someone replied, 'Oh, today’s our annual Tooth Fairy Day—we just help ourselves to each other's teeth!' Relieved it wasn’t something serious, he left with a smile, thinking maybe Alki Dental had found an unusual way to keep their patients relaxed.