Warfield Hair Bar

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the early morning fog of San Francisco’s Mission District, a delivery driver pulled up to Warfield Hair Bar with an unusual package. The owner, Mr. Lee, eyed it curiously before opening the door and discovering… something completely unexpected inside. Inside was a tiny kitten, purring softly. Mr. Lee smiled, picked up the phone, and said to his wife, ‘Honey, I found us a new customer for our next themed month—Cute Critters!’

2. At dawn in Portland, Oregon, a jogger passing Warfield Hair Bar noticed something strange—every morning, exactly at sunrise, the barber's chair rotated one degree clockwise. Curious, the jogger mentioned it to a regular who said, ‘Oh that? The owner swears it’s just his newfangled way of keeping track of time.’ But everyone knew the real reason was he’d misaligned the chair while watching too many old Westerns on TV.

3. A curious neighbor parked her car outside Warfield Hair Bar one afternoon and peered inside through the window. She had never seen such an unusual sight—a manicurist giving a pedicure to a poodle while humming an old folk tune. The neighbor blinked several times before knocking on the door. Inside, she found a friendly hairdresser named Ava who explained that it was just another day at Warfield Hair Bar—where even poodles get their nails done with care and a smile. ‘Next time,’ Ava winked, ‘maybe your car could use a little styling too!’

4. While waiting for her appointment, a regular overheard the stylist whispering to herself, ‘Today I’ll give you hair so perfect even your reflection will envy you.’ Finally, it was the regular’s turn. The stylist looked up and said with a straight face, ‘I’ve been practicing on my own hair every night.’ After an awkward pause, everyone burst out laughing—except maybe the reflection in the mirror.