1. A regular was checking out when he heard the cashier say, 'You’re our most loyal customer—you’ve bought tires here for every car you ever owned!' The man paused, looked around nervously and whispered back, 'I thought I was the only one who noticed.' Suddenly, a delivery driver approached the counter and asked jokingly, ‘Hey, do you remember me? I’m the guy who brought your new tires last week!’ The regular burst into laughter, realizing his secret was safe with everyone but himself. He paid quickly and left, muttering under his breath, ‘Guess I’ll never be able to surprise anyone again.’