Bank of America

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked the guard at Bank of America: ‘Do you ever get tired of standing here all day?’ The guard replied without missing a beat: ‘Only when the line moves slower than my coffee break.’ A few days later, the same delivery driver brought in a fresh pot of coffee for the guard. With a smile, he said: ‘Hopefully this speeds up your breaks.’ The guard nodded and replied: ‘Now I just have to figure out how to charge customers extra for it!’

2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into the Bank of America and approached the teller with a smile. 'Excuse me,' he said, 'can I please cash in my million-dollar lottery ticket?' The teller looked puzzled but smiled back warmly. ‘Sir,’ she asked gently, ‘are you sure that’s not a million-dollar deposit slip?’ The old man beamed proudly, pulling out another form from his wallet. ‘No, no,’ he laughed heartily, ‘this is definitely a withdrawal slip!’

3. At dawn, when most banks were still locking their doors, a delivery driver pulled up to Bank of America with a mysterious package marked ‘Top Secret’. As he approached the door, a friendly neighbor waved and asked if everything was okay. The delivery driver smiled sheepishly, opened the package, and revealed... a box of donuts labeled 'Top Priority'.

4. At dusk, while collecting empty envelopes from the Bank of America trash bin, a janitor found something peculiar—a small, rusted key with the word ‘Vault’ engraved on it. Curious, he kept it hidden until closing time. Later that night, while everyone else was asleep, our intrepid janitor sneaked back into the vault. Inside, amidst stacks of old documents and dusty ledgers, he discovered nothing but an ancient coffee cup labeled 'Free for All'. Turns out, it was just another employee’s prank.