About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as postal workers were preparing for another day, an elderly gentleman approached the counter with a peculiar request. ‘I’d like to send a letter,’ he said, ‘but I’m not sure where it should go.’ He pulled out an envelope addressed simply to ‘The Happiest Person’ and smiled mysteriously. The clerk raised an eyebrow but agreed to take the letter. Days passed, and soon the entire town was buzzing—was there really such a person? One afternoon, while delivering mail, a delivery driver saw an old lady smiling broadly as she read something. Turns out, everyone in Santa Rosa had received a copy of that mysterious letter! The Happiest Person turned out to be… well, everyone.
2. One afternoon, while sorting mail in the quiet Santa Rosa Post Office, a young clerk noticed something peculiar on the counter—a small package wrapped in brown paper and tied with string. It had no address or return label, but it seemed too ordinary to be suspicious. Curious, she opened it carefully—inside was just an old letter folded into quarters. Written in childish handwriting, it said: 'Dear Santa Rosa Post Office, please send back to A Regular Neighbor.' When asked who ‘A Regular Neighbor’ might be, everyone laughed and agreed that maybe some packages are meant for us all. The end.
3. One morning, as postal workers were preparing for another day, a delivery driver rushed into the Santa Rosa Post Office with a strange package. ‘It just arrived,’ he said, ‘and it’s addressed to everyone here.’ The package was wrapped in plain brown paper, and when they opened it, everyone found a note that read: 'Happy Holidays from your friendly neighborhood mailman!' Inside were dozens of donuts and coffee cups—just enough for everyone. Since then, whenever someone new starts working there, they receive a similar surprise.
4. One autumn morning, as a postal worker sorted letters on the counter, a small dog suddenly bounded into the office, its tail wagging wildly. It raced past startled employees and skittered across the floor, stopping only when it found a mysterious envelope with no return address. The dog sniffed curiously at the envelope before sitting down next to it. Alarmed but amused, the workers watched as he gently licked the seal, causing it to pop open. Out fell a pile of old photos—turning out to be the owner’s long-lost family album. The whole town celebrated their reunion that day, and Santa Rosa Postal Office became famous for its canine mailman.