About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Farmacias MIA and noticed something odd: the neon sign kept flickering on and off like it had a mind of its own. Curious, he got out and peered inside through the window. The shelves were empty except for one bottle that glowed softly in the dark. A voice from within whispered, 'Need anything special?' Startled, the driver replied, 'Just some aspirin,' and watched as the bottle levitated towards him, leaving a trail of glittering dust behind. Back at his truck, he laughed, shaking his head, thinking maybe he’d seen too many late-night horror movies.
2. One morning, an elderly gentleman entered Farmacias MIA and asked the pharmacist with a twinkle in his eye, ‘Do you have any special remedies for forgetting where I parked my car?’ The pharmacist smiled knowingly and replied, 'Sir, try our Memory Elixir—guaranteed to make you remember everything except that pesky parking spot!' The old man laughed heartily, bought the elixir, and left. A few minutes later, he returned, sheepishly admitting, 'It worked too well—they're now calling me from City Hall asking why I parked my car on the mayor's lawn!'
3. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Farmacias MIA and heard a voice over the intercom: ‘Attention, everyone! We’re out of Band-Aids, but we found plenty of bandaids for your heart!’ The delivery driver looked around confused, then someone from inside shouted: ‘Hey, he’s here for ibuprofen!’ A minute later, another voice said cheerfully, ‘And while you’re waiting, would you like some free advice on life?’ The driver shrugged and replied, ‘Why not? I’m already stuck outside.’
4. One foggy dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to Farmacias MIA and saw a shadowy figure moving between shelves. Curious, he followed the silhouette to the back room where an old man in a plaid shirt was arranging bottles with meticulous care. Turns out, it was just a neighborhood pharmacist who came in early every morning for his daily ritual of organizing medicine—because, as he explained, ‘it’s like putting together a puzzle.’