Caixa Econômica Federal

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a little boy walked into Caixa Econômica Federal and asked the teller, ‘Do you have any toys here?’ The teller looked around blankly, but then noticed that every customer who entered after him seemed to be searching for something unusual too. Soon, people from all over started coming in, asking for different things—a delivery driver wanted his lunchbox back, an old lady sought her lost purse, and even a neighbor claimed someone stole his umbrella. Finally, the manager arrived, scratching his head, and announced, 'This is ridiculous—we’re just a bank!' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it had been one big misunderstanding.

2. One day, an elderly gentleman approached the Caixa Econômica Federal counter and asked the teller, ‘Excuse me, how much does it cost to open a time machine account here?’ The teller looked puzzled for a moment, then replied with a smile, 'Well, sir, there’s no such thing as a time machine account, but I can help you open a regular savings account.' The old man nodded wisely and said, 'Thank you, young lady—maybe next week I'll come back with my delivery driver friend who delivers time machines!' Everyone in line burst out laughing.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Caixa Econômica Federal and noticed something strange: the building seemed to hum like a giant refrigerator. Curious, he peered inside through the window and saw rows of glowing safes, each one blinking in time with the hum. Suddenly, an elderly security guard appeared from behind a corner, scratching his head and muttering, 'Must be those new energy-efficient safes they installed last week.' The delivery driver relaxed, realizing it was just another urban legend—until he heard the guard ask, ‘Who left the fridge door open again?’

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Caixa Econômica Federal and noticed a strange humming noise coming from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old cashier dancing enthusiastically to some unheard music. She waved him in with a big smile, inviting him to join the party. The delivery guy shrugged and walked in, only to realize that everyone else in the bank was also grooving away happily. Turns out it wasn’t a security breach but a spontaneous dance party after hours.