About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At RW Auto Glass, every morning begins with an announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention, please check your rearview mirrors for any unexpected visitors.’ Employees soon learned not to be surprised when a squirrel or two would scurry across the workbench. One day, a delivery driver arrived with a box marked ‘Top Secret’. After hours of puzzling over it, they discovered it contained nothing but a potted plant. The boss joked, ‘Maybe next time it’ll be our new CEO!’ Eventually, everyone stopped flinching when a neighbor dropped by to chat while waiting for their windshield replacement.
2. At RW Auto Glass, every morning begins with an announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention, does anyone know where I can get a replacement windshield for my flying saucer?’ One day, a delivery driver walked in, clearly flustered. 'I need a windshield,' he said, 'for my hoverboard!' The guys at RW Auto Glass just laughed and pointed him towards the nearest skate shop.'
3. At RW Auto Glass, every morning begins with an announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention, all drivers! Please be advised that our coffee machine is now officially part of the state park system.’ One day, a delivery driver walked in and asked for coffee. The mechanic replied, 'Sir, you're on federal land now—bring your own cup!' Later, a neighbor stopped by to borrow sugar, saying he needed it for his tea. The receptionist smiled and said, 'We’re out of sugar, but you can use our official ranger’s whistle to signal for more.'
4. At RW Auto Glass, every morning begins with an announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention, is that your windshield wiper fluid leaking?’ One day, a delivery driver walks in, complaining loudly. ‘I’m here for my brake pads!’ The mechanic shouts back, ‘Sir, you’re here because we found a new species of algae growing on your windshield!’ Everyone bursts out laughing, including the poor guy who just wanted his brakes fixed.
