Bank of America

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn, when Bank of America’s doors were usually locked tight, a delivery driver noticed something odd. A small bird had found its way inside and was flitting frantically between counters. The delivery driver gently scooped up the little fellow and rushed him outside, just as the bank manager arrived for his morning jog. ‘What on earth?’ he exclaimed, seeing the dazed bird flying off into the sunrise. The driver smiled sheepishly, explaining it was probably just another day in the life of Bank of America.’

2. At lunchtime, when Bank of America employees were rushing for their sandwiches, an unexpected voice boomed over the intercom: ‘Please note that today’s interest rates are exactly equal to the number of clouds in the sky.’ One day, a regular delivery driver looked up at the cloudy sky and exclaimed, 'Today's interest rate must be plummeting!' The intercom crackled again: 'Actually, it's exactly the same as your blood pressure.' Everyone burst out laughing, even though no one knew what their actual blood pressure was.

3. At closing time, when Bank of America's lights were dimming, a security guard noticed something peculiar in the parking lot. A mysterious package, wrapped in brown paper and tied with string, lay next to the entrance. Curious, he approached it cautiously. Inside was an envelope addressed to ‘The Night Manager.’ When opened, it contained only a note: ‘Forgot your lunch today.’ Turned out, it was a friendly neighborhood delivery driver leaving sandwiches for late-night workers.

4. At dusk, when Bank of America’s neon sign flickered on, a homeless man began appearing outside its entrance every night. He’d sit quietly, watching customers come and go, never asking for anything. One evening, a delivery driver noticed him waving frantically from across the street. ‘Sir,’ asked the perplexed driver, ‘what are you doing here?’ The old man pointed towards his pocket, where a tiny flashlight revealed a crumpled note that read: “Please don’t forget to deposit my lucky penny.”