USPS Condado Contract Station

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the USPS Condado Contract Station and noticed something strange: every time he approached the door, it would softly hum like an old refrigerator. Nobody else seemed to hear it. Finally, one day a curious neighbor asked if they could listen too. The moment she came close, the door stopped humming altogether. Everyone stared at her blankly until she said, ‘It sounds just like your fridge at home!’ They never heard anything again after that.

2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to the USPS Condado Contract Station and noticed something peculiar on the counter—a small envelope addressed to ‘The Postman Who Never Retires.’ Curious, he picked it up and opened it. Inside was just a simple note: 'Dear Postman, your shift ends when you smile.' Smiling broadly, he finished his route that day with a spring in his step.

3. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to the USPS Condado Contract Station and noticed an eerie humming sound coming from inside the building. As he approached the door, the hum grew louder, almost like a distant party. Curious, he opened it slightly—only to see dozens of tiny postal drones dancing in perfect formation around the counter. Startled, he slammed the door shut again, but not before hearing a cheerful voice say, ‘Welcome to our weekly drone dance-off!’ The next day, everyone in the neighborhood received their packages delivered by friendly little robots.

4. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to the USPS Condado Contract Station and noticed something peculiar on the counter—a small package wrapped in brown paper with no address or return label. The driver picked it up curiously and opened the door for his colleague. ‘Hey, check this out,’ he said. A minute later they both burst into laughter—inside was just an old banana peel and a note scribbled in marker: “For your banana.” Turns out, someone from the neighborhood had been playing a prank on them for weeks.