About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was an ordinary Wednesday morning in downtown Los Angeles when a delivery driver pulled up to Farmacias 911. The sun was just peeking over the skyscrapers, casting an unusual golden glow on the usually bustling street. As he approached the counter, something odd caught his eye—a small sign reading ‘Open Only When Orange’. Curious, our delivery driver glanced around and noticed that indeed, the pharmacy doors were ajar but only when a nearby orange tree cast its oranges directly onto the awning. A regular customer, seeing him staring, smiled and said, 'It's their little quirk—only open when nature aligns!'
2. A delivery driver was making his rounds through San Francisco’s Mission District one foggy afternoon when he noticed something peculiar outside Farmacias 911. ‘Hey,’ he muttered to himself, ‘is that a real person or just another mannequin?’ Curious, he parked his bike and approached the window. It was indeed a life-sized dummy dressed as a pharmacist, complete with white coat and stethoscope around its neck. 'Guess they needed some extra help during busy hours,' he chuckled, shaking his head. As he rode off, he waved goodbye to the silent figure inside Farmacias 911.
3. In a quiet neighborhood of Chicago, late one autumn night, a neighbor heard an unusual humming sound coming from inside Farmacias 911. Curious but cautious, they peered through the window and saw nothing out of the ordinary—until they noticed the shelves seemed to be glowing softly. The glow turned out to be just a new LED lighting system installed that week. The next morning, a delivery driver joked with the pharmacist, ‘Must’ve been some expensive medicine!’ To which the pharmacist replied, smiling, ‘At least it’s not expired yet.’
4. In a sleepy corner of New Orleans, late one Saturday night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Farmacias 911 with a puzzled look on his face. ‘Why is there a neon sign reading “Open” even though it’s closing time?’ he wondered aloud. As he approached the door, he heard soft music and laughter coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an elderly pharmacist dancing enthusiastically to some old jazz tune while mixing medications. 'Who knew Farmacias 911 was also a speakeasy?' whispered the delivery driver to himself, shaking his head in amusement.