About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Stanford Express Care Clinic in San Jose, a regular would always ask for an extra bandage during check-ups. One day, the nurse noticed he’d been using them to wrap up his groceries instead of wounds. One day, when he came in with a suspicious-looking cut on his thumb, the nurse asked him why he never took the bandages seriously anymore. With a straight face, he replied, ‘I’ve found that these bandages are perfect for keeping my avocados fresh!’ The whole clinic burst out laughing.
2. At Stanford Express Care Clinic in San Jose, every morning around sunrise, someone began hearing an eerie humming sound coming from the hallway near the reception desk. One day, a delivery driver mentioned it during his break, and soon everyone started noticing. Turned out, it was just the air conditioning unit humming in sync with the morning sunlight filtering through the window. Since then, whenever anyone hears that familiar hum, they joke that maybe the clinic’s ghostly janitor is finally getting some well-deserved rest.
3. At Stanford Express Care Clinic in San Jose, a worried neighbor once asked: ‘Why does that delivery driver always come here with a smile and no package?’ It turned out he was picking up his lunch order, which explained why he never brought anything back—his meals were delivered right there! The neighbor shook their head, smiling, thinking how life sometimes hides simple explanations behind mysterious questions.
4. At Stanford Express Care Clinic in San Jose, every night after sunset, an old man started appearing with a mysterious box under his arm. One night, a delivery driver noticed him and asked what was inside. The old man replied cryptically, ‘Just some special syringes for our patients.’ From then on, everyone joked that he delivered magic shots that made you feel better instantly. And whenever someone got impatient waiting, they’d say, “Relax, he’ll be here soon—with his secret formula!”