About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At dusk one autumn evening, an elderly gentleman was browsing Safeway’s aisles when he noticed something peculiar. Every time he passed the dairy section, a faint but distinct sound of clinking glass bottles filled the air—though no one else seemed to hear it. Curious, he followed the noise past the yogurt and milk shelves until he found himself standing before a quiet refrigerator. Just as he bent down to investigate further, a young delivery driver walked in, dropped off his case, and said cheerfully, ‘Hey, old man, you’re blocking my route again!’ Turns out, the clinking came from the delivery guy’s habitual jogging while carrying heavy boxes.
2. In the late afternoon, a little girl followed her mom into Safeway, where she stopped abruptly and pointed at something on the shelf. "Mommy, why does that bread look like it’s smiling?" The mother laughed gently, kneeling down to meet her daughter's eye level. ‘Honey,’ she said, pointing to another loaf nearby, ‘that one looks more like it’s frowning.’ The girl giggled and reached for both loaves, exclaiming, “Then I’ll take them both—one happy bread and one sad bread!” And so, they added an unusual item to their shopping cart—a smiley face and a frowny face, side by side.
3. At midnight, while restocking the shelves, a delivery driver noticed something odd: boxes of cereal seemed to be rearranging themselves on the top shelf. Curious, he peered up and saw nothing but rows upon rows of calmly sleeping cereal boxes. Just as he turned away, one box nudged another ever so slightly—like an impish child playing hide-and-seek. The delivery driver shook his head with a smile, thinking maybe it was just his imagination running wild after hours of work.
4. In the early morning hours, while stocking the dairy section, a delivery driver stumbled upon a mysterious box labeled ‘Cow’s Secret Recipe’. Curious, he opened it to find nothing but a note reading: ‘Try our new secret ingredient!’ Excitedly, he added the mystery ingredient to the milk cartons, not realizing its effects. Later that day, customers started reporting an unusual tang in their coffee. Turns out, it was the secret recipe for sour cream! The store became famous overnight for its accidentally delicious dairy products.