About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At dawn, when Safeway's parking lot was empty but for one lone delivery truck, a neighbor heard an unusual sound. The beeping of the truck grew louder and more persistent, as if something wasn't quite right. Curious, the neighbor peered around the corner and saw only the driver, frantically waving his arms. ‘Delivery guy,’ he thought, ‘must’ve left his headlights on.’ But then, amidst the beeping, came a faint voice from inside the truck: “Help! I can’t seem to find my way out!” Turns out, it was just a lost grocery cart that had somehow locked itself in.
2. In the middle of the night, as Safeway’s fluorescent lights flickered on, a small dog began appearing in the produce aisle. It would dash between baskets, sniffing at apples and carrots with an expression that suggested it had discovered hidden treasure. One night, a delivery driver noticed the dog and decided to follow it. As he rounded the corner, he found himself staring into the puppy-dog eyes of a neighborhood cat, who was casually munching on some bananas. ‘What are you doing here?’ asked the perplexed driver. The cat just shrugged and walked away, leaving behind a basket filled with oranges.
3. Late one evening, in Safeway’s quiet aisles, a regular noticed something odd: every time he passed the canned goods section, a stray cat would appear from nowhere and dash towards the same shelf. Curious, our regular followed the feline friend, only to discover that each time it darted for an unopened case of tuna—right before the night shift delivery driver restocked the shelves. Turns out, the cat was just an enthusiastic early adopter of fresh seafood!
4. Late one evening, while Safeway was closing its doors, an old lady whispered to her shopping bag: ‘Don’t forget to say hello to Mr. Johnson tomorrow.’ Next morning, as Safeway’s shelves were being stocked, a delivery driver overheard a tomato whispering, ‘Good morning, Mr. Johnson.’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that late-night Safeways have their own secret life.