About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Safeway’s loading dock with a truck full of groceries. As he unloaded boxes, something strange happened: every time he reached for an item, it seemed to whisper his name softly in the darkness. Finally, exhausted and curious, he turned on the lights—and found himself surrounded by boxes labeled only with names like ‘John,’ ‘Mary,’ and ‘Pizza.’ Turning around, he saw that his own reflection was smiling back at him from the nearest box. That night, Safeway became famous for its personalized groceries, and our delivery driver got promoted to head chef at the company cafeteria.
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Safeway's loading dock with a mysterious box marked only ‘For Manager Only.’ As he opened it, a strange humming sound filled the air, drawing curious glances from nearby neighbors. Curious, the manager peeked inside and found nothing but a bag of stale donuts labeled 'Manager’s Special.' The next morning, everyone in town knew why Safeway had such great deals on pastries.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Safeway’s loading dock with a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper and sealed with string. As he opened it, a small box of donuts fell out—compliments from an anonymous neighbor. The delivery driver grinned, thinking, ‘What a strange but nice Safeway tradition!’
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Safeway’s loading dock with a strange package wrapped in brown paper. ‘What’s inside that looks like it could power a small city?’ asked a curious security guard. ‘I don’t know,’ replied the driver, scratching his head. ‘The guy from Headquarters just said it was top secret.’ The guard shook his head and laughed, deciding not to ask any more questions. Next morning, everyone found out it was just a giant box of canned beans.’