About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Planned Parenthood Mar Monte. As he unloaded boxes, his dog suddenly barked frantically, pointing towards the building's entrance. The driver looked around curiously—nothing seemed out of place until he noticed a small shadow darting inside. Curious, the driver followed the shadow and found himself in a quiet waiting room. A little girl with big eyes waved shyly from behind a magazine rack. ‘Excuse me,’ he stammered, ‘what are you doing here?’ She giggled, pointed to her balloon, and whispered, ‘Waiting for my mom.’ The driver smiled and left, thinking it was one of those days when life surprises you with its sweetness.
2. On a particularly windy autumn afternoon, a delivery driver approached Planned Parenthood Mar Monte with an unusual package marked ‘Confidential.’ As he unloaded it, curious neighbors started gathering around, whispering about what secrets might be inside. As the package was being unpacked, someone noticed a small box labeled 'Emergency Contraception.' A nearby neighbor joked, 'Maybe they’re testing new packaging for Halloween candies!' The delivery driver smiled sheepishly and said, 'Actually, it's just our standard operating procedure.'
3. One stormy night, an anxious neighbor rushed to Planned Parenthood Mar Monte with a mysterious package under her arm. As she approached the door, she tripped over her own feet and dropped the package, scattering its contents across the parking lot like confetti. A nearby delivery driver, thinking it was part of some secret fertility festival, started picking up the items and distributing them cheerfully around town. The next morning, Planned Parenthood Mar Monte had a new sign: ‘Family Planning & Confetti Distribution Center’.
4. At closing time one day, a regular asked the receptionist, ‘Do you ever close early for good news?’ The receptionist smiled and shook her head. ‘Only once,’ she said with a twinkle in her eye. ‘When that delivery driver came in with a huge smile on his face, saying he’d just won the lottery.’ The regular laughed heartily, knowing full well it was another Planned Parenthood joke—until next time.