About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside and muttered under his breath, ‘I thought they only did abortions here.’ He’d never noticed anything unusual before. As he approached the door, he heard a soft voice say, ‘Delivery for Planned Parenthood?’ Startled, he looked around and saw an elderly woman waving from behind a tree. She winked and whispered, ‘Just wanted to make sure you didn’t miss your appointment!’
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside and swore he heard soft laughter coming from inside. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw nothing unusual—just the usual quiet of an after-hours clinic. But every time he drove past, the sound seemed to grow louder. Finally, one evening, his dog started barking hysterically as they approached the clinic. Turns out, it was just an overexcited poodle named Max who had escaped from next door and found a new friend—a friendly cat that lived in the clinic’s waiting room. The delivery driver laughed it off, thinking, ‘At least no one’s laughing inside anymore.’
3. At dawn, a delivery driver pulled up outside and noticed an unusual sign on the door: 'Closed for Maternity Leave.' He laughed it off until he saw the same message the next day. Finally curious, he knocked on the door. A friendly nurse poked her head out and asked if he needed help. ‘Maternity leave?’ she smiled. ‘No, sir,’ she added, pointing to a new sign: ‘Vacationing for Six Weeks.’ The driver left, shaking his head but grinning.
4. One day, a curious tourist asked a local, ‘Do you know why Planned Parenthood Mar Monte has so many delivery trucks parked around?’ The local winked and whispered, ‘They deliver baby formula for all those expecting moms.’ The tourist nodded thoughtfully until an old delivery driver chimed in, ‘Actually, it’s just our snacks—we’re always hungry after all that counseling!’