About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the quiet neighborhood of Maplewood, a regular named Mr. Jenkins would often stop by Perfect Smile for his routine check-ups. One morning, as he sat in the waiting room flipping through old magazines, an unusual sound caught his attention. As he leaned closer to investigate, a young delivery driver entered the room, humming a tune and dropping off a package. Startled by the sudden noise, Mr. Jenkins jumped up, knocking over a nearby magazine rack. The entire place erupted into laughter—even the usually stoic dentist cracked a smile. That day, Perfect Smile earned not just another patient but a newfound reputation for its quirky atmosphere.
2. At the Perfect Smile dental clinic, a new receptionist started noticing something peculiar. Every morning around eight o’clock, an old man in a tweed suit would walk right through the front door without knocking or ringing the bell. One day, the receptionist asked him, ‘Excuse me, sir, but how do you manage to enter without any notice?’ The old gentleman smiled and replied, ‘I’ve been coming here for years—you just never learned to recognize my footsteps.’ Turns out he was just their oldest patient, who always arrived exactly at eight sharp. The end.
3. At night, when the streets of Brooklyn fell silent, a strange humming noise could be heard coming from inside the Perfect Smile dental clinic. It wasn’t loud enough for everyone to notice, but one late-night delivery driver swore it changed pitch every time he approached. One evening, a neighbor passing by thought it sounded like an old record player stuck on repeat. Curious, they peeked through the window and saw only a lone dentist, humming along to his own tunes as he worked. Turns out, it was just Dr. Smith enjoying his favorite jazz album while fixing teeth—all part of his secret musical therapy sessions.
4. In the early morning fog of downtown Portland, a delivery driver always found himself slowing down outside the Perfect Smile clinic. Something about the way the streetlights reflected off its windows made him feel like he was entering another world. One day, a delivery driver noticed an old man waving from across the street. Curious, he parked and approached only to hear, 'You’ve been coming here for months—do you even know where you’re going?' Turns out, every morning, the same neighbor mistook his reflection in the clinic’s window for a lost tourist.