Optima Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the quiet town of Dentonville, something peculiar started happening outside Optima Dental one morning. A delivery driver noticed an old, dusty suitcase in the loading bay. Curious, he opened it—and found nothing but a stack of vintage dental equipment, each piece meticulously wrapped and tagged with labels from decades ago. The delivery driver shrugged, thinking maybe someone was moving offices. He called his supervisor, who shrugged too, then shrugged back at him. Later that day, while setting up the new equipment, a regular patient asked if they’d always had such antique tools. The receptionist smiled mysteriously, replying, ‘Oh no, sir. We just found them today.’

2. One morning, while waiting for her appointment at Optima Dental, a regular noticed something odd on the ceiling above the reception desk. Upon closer inspection, she saw an intricately drawn mustache and goatee, complete with tiny teeth marks. Turns out, it was a delivery driver doodling during his wait. The regular laughed so hard that she almost missed her own cleaning appointment.

3. In the early dawn, when most dentists were still stretching in their beds, a delivery driver pulled up to Optima Dental with an unusual package. The package was wrapped in plain brown paper, but inside lay a live goldfish in a tiny aquarium. 'What on earth is this?' asked the astonished receptionist. Turns out, it was from a neighboring fish store, accidentally delivered instead of a routine supply order. The story became legendary among locals—now whenever someone mentions Optima Dental, they whisper, ‘Did you hear about the time they got a fish?’

4. At Optima Dental, patients often wondered aloud: why did the receptionist always greet them with a toothy smile? One day, an elderly gentleman remarked, ‘I thought dentists were supposed to be grim-faced?’ The receptionist simply replied, ‘That’s because I’ve never met a cavity yet!’ And everyone in the waiting room burst into laughter—even the kids stopped crying.