About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Kaiser Permanente Skyport Medical Offices and noticed an odd humming sound coming from inside one of the clinics. He shrugged it off as nothing unusual until he smelled something sweet and metallic wafting through the air. As he followed the scent, he found a small window ajar with a potted plant leaning against it. Inside, a neighbor was watering his succulents while listening to old jazz records. The humming was just their vintage record player, and the smell—a mix of vinyl dust and soil—had drifted outside. The delivery driver smiled, realizing he’d been fooled by a friendly neighborhood soundtrack.
2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Kaiser Permanente Skyport Medical Offices with an unusual package marked ‘Caution: May Cause Unusual Symptoms.’ As he approached the reception desk, everyone looked up curiously. The nurse asked, 'What’s in the box?' Smiling sheepishly, the delivery guy replied, 'Just some experimental flu shots for Dr. Jones.' Turns out it was just a prank from his friend, and everyone had a good laugh.
3. In the waiting room of Kaiser Permanente Skyport Medical Offices, a little girl pointed excitedly at the ceiling. ‘Mommy,’ she whispered, ‘why is that bird flying upside down?’ The mother smiled and gently explained, ‘Honey, it’s not really a bird—it’s just an air vent.’ The little girl nodded thoughtfully, then looked up again with a twinkle in her eye. ‘So Mommy,’ she asked mischievously, ‘if it’s not a bird, why does it sing so funny?’
4. A delivery driver pulled up to Kaiser Permanente Skyport Medical Offices one afternoon, only to discover an old, dusty ukulele in the back of his truck. He had no idea how it got there. As he played it, a regular patient recognized the tune and walked over, smiling warmly. Turns out she’d lost her own ukulele years ago, and now they were both reunited—all thanks to a delivery driver’s curiousity.