About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver arrived early with a mysterious package. As he approached the entrance, an elderly gentleman emerged from the clinic, muttering something about ‘healing rays’ and pointing towards the sky. As the delivery driver opened the package, he found nothing but a small note reading: 'For your wounds, come see us—we heal what others cannot!' Confused, he showed it to a nearby nurse, who smiled and replied, “Oh, that’s just our new promotional flyer.” The driver nodded, shaking his head, thinking, “Next time I’ll stick to delivering packages, not mysteries!”
2. Over lunch one day, a nurse noticed an unusual message on the clinic’s intercom: ‘Attention all patients—your wounds may heal faster if you bring your own seaweed from home.’ Curious, a regular patient asked the doctor if there was any truth in it. The doctor smiled and replied, 'Well, it's not seaweed, but our hyperbaric oxygen treatments might just do wonders!' A delivery driver overheard and joked, 'Next time I'll bring my own fresh air from Siberia.' Everyone laughed, and the nurse quietly changed the intercom message back to standard announcements.
3. A regular patient, sitting in the waiting room, looked up from his magazine and said to the receptionist, ‘I wonder if they ever treat aliens here? I saw something strange outside last night.’ The receptionist smiled politely but shook her head. ‘We’re focused on helping humans today,’ she replied calmly. The man shrugged, got back to his magazine, and after a moment muttered, ‘Well, least I can come here if my spaceship gets punctured.’ Everyone in the waiting room burst into laughter.
4. A curious neighbor passing by asked aloud: ‘I wonder what they’re treating inside that place—wounds or underwater adventures?’ Inside, a regular patient overheard their conversation and laughed, saying, ‘Actually, it’s neither wounds nor diving—it’s just my grandma’s oxygen therapy session!’ The neighbor looked puzzled, while the delivery driver shook his head with a smile, thinking, ‘Next time I’ll ask before making assumptions.’