Excelsior Auto Care

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning at Excelsior Auto Care, a delivery driver heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention, please come claim your talking tire!’ The delivery driver looked around puzzled, then walked into the workshop where everyone was staring at a big red tire that kept saying, 'I'm not deflated, I'm just chatty!' A mechanic shrugged and said, 'It’s our new talking tire—claims it knows everything about cars.' The story spread quickly, and soon neighbors were dropping by to hear the tire's latest wisdom on engine maintenance.

2. At Excelsior Auto Care one day, a delivery driver noticed something strange: every time he parked near the old oak tree outside, his cell phone mysteriously started playing ‘Happy Birthday.’ Was it just coincidence, or did the tree have a secret life? Curious, the delivery driver asked around and found out that another neighbor’s dog loved birthday songs. Every afternoon, when the dog saw him parking near the tree, she would run inside, fetch her owner’s phone, and bring it back to the car. The whole town now jokes that Excelsior Auto Care has the best canine receptionist!

3. At Excelsior Auto Care, one day, a delivery driver found a mysterious toolbox left on the parking lot. Inside were tools of unusual shapes and sizes, each labeled with names like ‘Sparkle Cleaner’ or ‘Engine Silencer’. No one claimed it, but everyone started whispering about its magical abilities. Word spread quickly around town, and soon enough, people from all over flocked to Excelsior Auto Care for their cars' ‘miraculous tune-ups.’ A regular would joke that his old clunker now hummed like a symphony after visiting the shop. Eventually, though, someone noticed that the mysterious toolbox had vanished—only to reappear every time someone needed just one more tool for an especially stubborn job.

4. At Excelsior Auto Care, one day, a delivery driver asked aloud: ‘Who keeps leaving free snacks in the break room?’ Suddenly, an old mechanic with grease-stained overalls poked his head out from under the hood of a car and quipped, 'Why, that would be me, sonny!' Everyone burst into laughter, realizing that little acts of kindness can bring people together—even if it’s just sharing some snacks.