Chase

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked the security guard: ‘Why does Chase always lock their doors just as I arrive with packages?’ The guard smiled and whispered, ‘They don’t want you to see what’s inside!’ The driver shook his head, laughing, while the guard added, ‘Trust me, it’s much safer that way.’

2. A curious neighbor knocked on the bank's door one afternoon and asked: 'Hey, why does Chase never seem to close?' The teller smiled and replied, ‘Because it’s always open for business!’ Just then, a delivery driver walked in with a box marked ‘Chase’—turns out they were delivering new signage. The neighbor laughed and said, “Now I get it!”

3. One day, an elderly gentleman approached the Chase bank’s front desk and asked with a twinkle in his eye: ‘Excuse me, but I’ve been trying to withdraw money from your ATM for weeks now—why is it always out of cash?’ The teller smiled warmly and replied, 'Sir, that’s because our ATMs are so popular around here!' The old man nodded knowingly, then added with a wink, 'I’ll just have to keep coming back until they run out of excuses.'

4. One foggy morning, a young intern stumbled into the Chase branch, muttering, ‘Where am I supposed to park my time machine today?’ The teller smiled and replied, 'Young man, you’re in our branch on Fifth Avenue.' The intern looked confused for a moment before realizing he’d accidentally stepped through his own time machine—an old antique clock his grandfather had given him. With a laugh, he said goodbye to the surprised customers and left, promising himself never again to arrive early without checking the calendar.