About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A regular was checking his balance one evening when he noticed something strange on his screen. The numbers kept flickering between normal and zero, as if someone were playing an invisible game with him. Finally, a friendly teller asked if everything was okay. Turns out, the computer had been having a bad hair day—those numbers were just glitching like everyone’s internet does sometimes. A relieved regular walked away, muttering under his breath that next time he’d bring his own calculator for backup.
2. A delivery driver pulled up to the drive-thru window and asked, ‘Why is there always such long lines here?’ The teller replied, ‘Because everyone’s waiting for their turn to park!’ Finally, a regular approached the car and said, ‘Hey, I’ve been waiting behind you—you’re blocking my spot!’ With a smile, the delivery driver responded, ‘Oh, sorry about that! Guess I’ll just wait in line like everyone else.’
3. One morning, while a regular was depositing checks into their account, they heard an odd humming noise coming from inside the bank's walls. The sound grew louder and more persistent until it seemed like the entire building might be humming along with it. Turns out, it was just the air conditioning unit next door fixing itself a sandwich in its employee breakroom. The regular laughed it off, thinking nothing of it—until they noticed everyone else in line smiling too.
4. While standing in line at the drive-thru teller one afternoon, a regular noticed something odd: the cashier kept glancing at a spot behind him. Finally, the regular turned around and saw nothing but empty parking spaces. Smiling, he asked the cashier what she was checking out. ‘Oh,’ she replied casually, ‘just making sure your car wasn’t being repossessed.’