Genoa Healthcare

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At night, when Genoa Healthcare pharmacy closed its doors, an old voice would come over the intercom. ‘Next time you see a leprechaun,’ it said, ‘ask him for three wishes.’ Employees shrugged it off as a prank until one day, a delivery driver claimed he’d seen something strange. After that, every evening around closing time, customers started seeing little green figures darting between shelves. The voice on the intercom became more insistent: 'Ask him for three wishes!' Eventually, a regular walked in with a pot of gold and declared, 'I wish for better service!' Ever since then, Genoa’s staff has been known for their friendly smiles—and occasional pots of gold hidden behind the counter.

2. One morning, a delivery driver asked curiously: ‘Why does the Genoa Healthcare sign keep winking at me?’ The pharmacist just shrugged and said, 'That's not a wink—it's our new LED lighting!' The delivery driver shook his head with a smile, realizing it was just another quirky town tale. From then on, whenever anyone mentioned the Genoa Healthcare sign, everyone would laugh and say, 'Oh, that old winkin' sign in town.'

3. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to Genoa Healthcare, he noticed something strange—a soft humming sound seemed to be coming from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old pharmacist dancing gently to some unheard tune, surrounded by bottles that softly swayed in time. Startled, the driver knocked on the door, but found it unlocked—inside, the pharmacist smiled warmly, explaining, ‘Ah, good sir, tonight is our annual Pharmacy Rhythms Night!’

4. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to Genoa Healthcare, he noticed something strange in the parking lot—a shopping cart filled with boxes of band-aids, each labeled with a different animal face. Curious, the driver approached and saw that every box had a smiling panda on it. Turns out, a regular customer had accidentally ordered a crate of pandas instead of band-aids. The next morning, everyone in town was laughing over coffee—except maybe the poor guy who thought he’d just ordered some cute souvenirs.