About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as customers were settling in for their coffee and doughnuts, an announcement crackled over the loudspeaker: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, our ATM has just deposited $100 into your accounts. Please check your balances.’ A few days later, a regular customer excitedly approached the teller: 'Hey, I’ve been meaning to ask—why do I now have $300 million?' The teller calmly replied, 'Sir, that’s because you’re always so generous with your tips!'
2. One day, while waiting in line, a customer overheard the teller say, 'I just counted ten thousand dollars—twice!' The customer pretended not to hear and casually asked for his deposit slip. Later that afternoon, as he was leaving, he bumped into the same teller outside. Smiling sheepishly, she whispered, ‘Guess I counted those bills three times!’
3. One afternoon, while a delivery driver was unloading boxes, he heard someone shout from inside: ‘Hey, do you know where I put that million-dollar idea?’ Curious, the driver peered inside and saw only an empty room with boxes scattered everywhere. 'Must’ve been windy,' he thought, shrugging it off. Later that evening, as he walked home, his neighbor asked if he’d seen anyone strange around. ‘Nope,’ replied the driver, smiling. ‘Just some dude looking for his million-dollar idea—probably lost in one of those boxes.’
4. One morning, as a little girl waited with her mom outside the Bank of America, she pointed excitedly at the ATM screen. ‘Mommy,’ she whispered, ‘why does that machine keep saying “Welcome, President Duck”?’ Her mother smiled and leaned closer, reading aloud: 'Welcome, President Duck.' They both burst into giggles, realizing it was just the automated voice greeting them in its own quacky way. From then on, whenever they visited the bank, they’d wave goodbye to President Duck with a smile.