Bank of America

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Bank of America one morning and asked the guard, ‘Is it true that if you deposit enough money here, they’ll give you your own personal robot butler?’ The guard looked him straight in the eye and replied, ‘Only for deposits over five million dollars.’ The delivery driver scratched his head and said, ‘Well, I guess I better start saving!’ Just then, a neighbor walked by and whispered, ‘Actually, they gave me mine when I donated a kidney.’ Everyone burst out laughing as the guard shook his head and muttered something about ‘urban legends’ under his breath.

2. Late one night, a security guard at Bank of America heard an eerie humming coming from inside the vault. Curious but cautious, he approached with his flashlight only to discover rows upon rows of tiny violins, each tuned perfectly. As he watched in amazement, a little violinist stood up and played ‘Happy Birthday’ flawlessly. Turns out it was just a prank by a regular who wanted free cake on his birthday. The guard laughed it off, thinking, ‘Next time I’ll bring my own cake!’

3. Late one night, a security guard at Bank of America noticed something strange on the screen: ‘Attention all customers,’ the computer announced, ‘your money is now talking.’ Curious, the guard approached the screen and heard his own coins jingling in the cash register. Smiling, he thought it was just the air conditioning playing tricks again. Then, from another terminal, came a soft voice: 'Good evening, sir. May I assist you with your withdrawal?' Turns out, an old CD-ROM had been left in the drive, recording the sound of coins and looping it endlessly.

4. One foggy morning, a Bank of America teller overheard a mysterious voice repeating ‘Check your balance.’ When she looked around, no one was there. Curious, she checked her own balance—nothing unusual showed up. Later that day, an elderly lady came in asking how to check her account balance. The teller smiled and helpfully said, 'Just ask the voice!' Since then, whenever someone asks about their balance, everyone in the branch jokes, ‘Ask the ghost!’