About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Tio’s Auto Sales and asked curiously, ‘Why is there always a strange cloud of smoke coming from that old shed?’ The owner, Tio Juan, smiled mysteriously and replied, 'Ah, that’s just my secret recipe for attracting good deals!' The curious driver never did figure it out, but he kept coming back anyway—maybe because the smoke also seemed to attract some pretty nice cars.
2. A young man walked into Tio’s Auto Sales one afternoon, carrying an unusual package under his arm. The salesman eyed him suspiciously as he approached the counter. ‘Good day,’ said a delivery driver, setting down a small box on the counter. ‘This is for you.’
The salesman peered inside and found a live parrot squawking, 'I’ll take that car over there!'
Everyone burst out laughing, including the perplexed bird.
'Welcome to Tio’s,' grinned the salesman, 'where every deal is a little bit strange.'
3. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Tio’s Auto Sales with a peculiar crate marked ‘Top Secret’. As he approached the door, he overheard two mechanics whispering about strange noises coming from the back lot. Finally, curiosity got the better of him, and he peeked inside. Inside was an old, rusty car with a faded sign reading 'Free Coffee'. The delivery driver laughed, realizing it was just another prank by Tio, who loved playing tricks on everyone around town. That day, a regular stopped by for coffee and mentioned how much he missed those good ol’ days when everything seemed more mysterious.
4. One day, while browsing Tio’s Auto Sales lot, a little boy pointed excitedly at a car, whispering to his mom, ‘Mom, look! It has eyes!’ The mother smiled and knelt down, gently explaining, 'No, sweetheart, those are just headlights.' The boy nodded thoughtfully then ran over to another car, shouting, 'Look Mom, it has a smile!' The salesman, passing by, chuckled and said, 'That’s our new Chrysler, Mr. Happy Wheels.'