About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In Smith’s supermarket, a regular noticed something strange one morning: every time he passed by the dairy section, the milk bottles seemed to arrange themselves into perfect rows without anyone around. Curious, he mentioned it to his neighbors, and soon everyone in town was talking about the self-organizing milk. One day, a delivery driver joked that maybe the cows were unionized and had negotiated better working conditions. The story became so popular that Smith’s even started selling ‘magic milk’ as a joke item, complete with a sign reading: “Shaken or stirred? We don’t care—we’re not here!”}
2. In Smith’s supermarket, a delivery driver kept noticing an oddity in the dairy aisle. Every day around noon, milk bottles would mysteriously rearrange themselves into alphabetical order. One day, the delivery driver decided to follow the moving milk. He found a tiny mouse with big ambitions, diligently sorting each bottle. The next morning, he brought cookies as thanks—only to discover that his neighbor had been doing it all along, just for fun.
3. In Smith’s supermarket, a delivery driver started seeing peculiar things on his rounds. One day, while stocking shelves in the canned goods section, he found a note taped to a can of beans that read: ‘If you see this message twice, it means you’re shopping here for the third time today.’ Confused, he checked another can—same thing! By lunchtime, half the store was covered with these notes. Turns out, an elderly neighbor had decided to play a prank, leaving them as part of her daily routine. When she finally confessed, everyone laughed so hard they almost forgot to pay for their groceries.
4. In Smith’s supermarket, one day after closing, a night security guard heard a faint voice over the store’s intercom: ‘Please return your shopping cart to its proper place.’ Curious but cautious, he did as instructed and found an empty shopping cart near the dairy section. After returning it, the voice came again: 'Thank you, sir. Would you mind checking if our cheese display needs restocking?' Turns out, it was just a friendly neighborhood grocer who liked to keep things tidy even after hours.