About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a regular noticed something peculiar in Smith’s grocery store parking lot—a shopping cart filled with nothing but jars of mayonnaise stacked neatly row upon row. Curious, he approached and knocked on the door. Inside, an elderly gentleman in an apron was calmly stirring a vat of homemade mayonnaise. ‘I’m Mr. Jones,’ he said, smiling. ‘Just making sure everyone gets their favorite condiment.’ The regular laughed and left, shaking his head—Smith’s would never be the same.
2. One day at Smith’s supermarket, an elderly gentleman exclaimed, ‘I just saw a ghost pushing a shopping cart!’ The cashier replied casually, ‘Oh yeah? Which aisle did it disappear down?’ An hour later, another customer asked, ‘Did you see that old man in aisle three?’ The cashier shrugged, ‘Nah, I only saw a guy pushing a cart filled with canned goods.’ Just then, a delivery driver walked up and said, ‘That was me—just restocking shelves. Old folks these days sure get around!’
3. At Smith’s supermarket, a delivery driver once complained, ‘Why do I always get the aisle with the screaming bananas?’ It turned out that every morning an old lady from the neighborhood would come in and buy those bananas—she claimed they were the only ones that made her happy. Soon enough, everyone started calling them ‘the smiling bananas.’
4. At Smith’s supermarket, a customer asked curiously, ‘Do they really sell bananas that glow in the dark?’ The manager smiled and replied, ‘Well, sir, we do have some special organic bananas imported from Brazil.’ A delivery driver overheard and chimed in, ‘Yeah, and if you stand them on their ends, they even spin like little neon tops!’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the curious customer who realized it was just another Smith’s urban legend.