Sam's Club

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Sam’s Club, where long lines are common and everyone knows each other’s habits, one day a regular asked aloud: ‘Did you notice how the gas pump always seems to be out of Premium?’ A delivery driver overheard him and joked, ‘Oh, that’s because they keep all the premium hidden in the manager’s car!’ Everyone laughed, but no one ever saw the manager fill up his tank.

2. At Sam’s Club, where long lines are common and everyone knows each other’s habits, one day a delivery driver noticed something peculiar. As he loaded boxes onto the truck, he kept hearing soft laughter coming from inside the empty warehouse. Curious, he peeked inside and saw an old man quietly rearranging crates. ‘What’re you doing here?’ asked the driver. The man smiled, ‘Just helping out, sonny—Sam’s always been good to me.’ Turns out, it was just an elderly neighbor who thought he was still working for Sam.

3. At Sam’s Club, where long lines are common and everyone knows each other’s habits, one day a delivery driver asked with a straight face: ‘Why does it take forever for the self-checkout lanes to recognize my membership card?’ A nearby customer, overhearing the conversation, chimed in: ‘Because they’re scanning your card against every bottle of vodka you’ve ever bought here!’ The delivery driver just smiled sheepishly, knowing he’d been had.

4. At Sam’s Club, where long lines are common and everyone knows each other’s habits, one day an impatient shopper decided to take matters into their own hands. As they waited in line for what felt like forever, they noticed something strange—everyone around them seemed to be checking out exactly when their favorite TV show started. Finally fed up, a regular shouted, ‘Hey, isn’t that the moment when the hero finally gets his motorcycle?’ To everyone’s surprise, the cashier nodded and said, ‘Yep, right on time!’ And indeed, every cash register rang simultaneously as the opening credits began.