About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Redmond Farm Store, a regular noticed something peculiar one morning. Every time he passed the dairy aisle, an unfamiliar voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Would you like to try our new cow milked directly into your shopping bag?’ Curious, the regular asked around, and soon everyone in town was listening for the mysterious intercom messages. One day, a delivery driver heard it too: 'Your order is ready—we’ve added extra creaminess!' Turns out, the store’s automated system had randomly assigned the dairy section its own DJ. The whole town laughed—and kept coming back for more quirky humor with their groceries.
2. At Redmond Farm Store, an unusual announcement blared over the intercom one afternoon. ‘Ladies and gentlemen, our carrots are now officially dancing!’ The store manager had clearly lost his mind—or so everyone thought until they saw it for themselves. As people watched in stunned silence, rows of carrots began gently swaying to the soundtrack of classical music. A delivery driver, scratching his head, muttered, 'Guess I’ll grab some carrots for dinner tonight.' Eventually, customers started laughing and taking videos, turning the incident into a local legend. To this day, locals joke that Redmond Farm Store’s carrots still hold secret dance parties after closing hours.
3. At Redmond Farm Store, a delivery driver arrived early one foggy morning. As he unloaded crates of apples, he heard a voice whispering from inside one box. Curious, he opened the crate carefully and found nothing but a few apples—and an old cassette tape. Popping it into his truck’s player, he heard a scratchy recording of a local radio show from years ago. Turns out, someone had accidentally packed the wrong box. The delivery driver laughed, shook his head, and drove off, muttering, ‘Another day in paradise.’
4. At Redmond Farm Store, a little girl pointed excitedly one day. Every time she entered the store, she insisted on going past the cheese counter, where something strange had started happening. One day, an elderly neighbor walked in and asked curiously what was so special. The little girl whispered, pointing at the cheddar: 'He waves!' Everyone laughed, realizing it was just the wind rustling through the plastic wrap. But from then on, every visit became a game—who could spot Mr. Cheese Waving Today?