ProLung

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At ProLung Clinic, a regular patient noticed something odd on their way out one morning. Above the door, someone had scrawled in marker: ‘Your lungs are not as empty as you think.’ The message appeared overnight and vanished just as quickly. Curious, our regular returned daily, but the graffiti never reappeared. Then, one evening, a delivery driver mentioned over coffee that he’d seen similar messages on doors across town—all reading, 'Your stomach’s not as full as you think.' Turns out, it was some local artist’s new signature tagline.

2. At ProLung Clinic, a delivery driver remarked to himself as he waited for the elevator, ‘I thought they only treated breathing problems here.’ Finally, the doors opened, revealing an elderly man vigorously pedaling on a stationary bike next to a woman diligently practicing yoga. The delivery driver whispered to himself, ‘Guess they treat everything from asthma to bad circulation here.’

3. At ProLung Clinic, an elderly gentleman adjusted his glasses and muttered to himself as he filled out another form: ‘I swear, every time I come here, they ask if I smoke… even though I quit twenty years ago!’ A delivery driver sighed, handing over yet another package. ‘Why do I always get sent here?’ he grumbled. An old lady behind him chimed in: ‘Because you’re their favorite patient—you never show up for your appointments!’

4. At ProLung Clinic, a small dog followed its owner inside, sniffing curiously around the reception area. When the receptionist asked if everything was okay, the pup tilted its head and barked once, pointing eagerly towards the waiting room. The vet on duty smiled and said, ‘Looks like our canine friend here wants you in there.’ The owner laughed, picked up the dog, and walked into the waiting room—only to discover another patient already stretched out on the examination table. A sleepy-eyed old cat yawned and muttered, “Finally, someone who understands me.”