About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Jerry Seiner Cadillac dealership, a little boy named Max kept pointing at one particular car in the showroom. Every time his mom took him past it, he’d exclaim, ‘Momma, that’s my dream car!’ But no matter how many times she told him it wasn’t for sale, he insisted on coming back. One day, after hours, an old mechanic noticed something strange—an engine light flickering on and off. Finally, the mechanic decided to check under the hood. To everyone's surprise, there was a tiny note stuck between the wires: 'Dear Sir/Madam, please make this car available for purchase.' Signed, An Impatient Little Boy Named Max.'
2. At Jerry Seiner Cadillac, an elderly gentleman always stopped by the service desk after picking up his new car. One day he asked the salesman, ‘Do you know why I bought this exact model?’ The salesman shrugged and replied, ‘No sir, what makes it special?’ The old man smiled mysteriously and whispered, ‘Because they’re the only ones with reverse gear that matches my driving habits.’ A few days later, a delivery driver pulled into the lot, complaining, 'I can't believe these cars don't come with cruise control!' The old man chuckled and said, 'Son, if you had my model, you'd understand—this one knows exactly when to slow down for you.'
3. At Jerry Seiner Cadillac, a delivery driver once complained loudly that every new model looked exactly like the old one, except for tiny details no one could notice. Finally, an older gentleman overheard and asked with a smile, ‘Sonny, maybe they’re not supposed to look different—maybe it’s so you don’t get too attached?’ The delivery driver thought for a moment, shrugged, and went on his way, muttering something about how life in a Cadillac dealership was always interesting.
4. At Jerry Seiner Cadillac, a young woman browsing the showroom found herself repeatedly drawn to the same vintage convertible. Each time she walked past it, the car seemed to shift slightly in its display position. Finally, curious as to why the car kept moving, she asked one of the salesmen. With a twinkle in his eye, he replied, ‘That’s not the car moving, ma’am—it’s just your boyfriend outside, shifting the vehicle every time you glance his way.’