About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a little girl pointed and giggled as she walked past Caliber Collision. Her father looked puzzled until he saw it too—a sign on the wall that read ‘World’s Largest Screwdriver’ in neon green letters. A delivery driver stopped by later that day, scratching his head and muttering something about never seeing such an oversized tool before. Meanwhile, a neighbor passing by couldn’t help but laugh, pointing out that maybe they should open a museum next—‘World’s Smallest Car Repair Shop.’ The sign stayed up for years, becoming part of the town’s quirky charm.
2. A delivery driver pulled up to Caliber Collision one afternoon with a peculiar question: ‘Why does your sign keep winking at me?’ The mechanic shrugged and pointed towards the shop’s neon sign, half-asleep in its socket. 'Oh that?' he grinned. 'It’s been doing that for years—we just thought it was friendly.' The delivery driver shook his head, smiling, as he drove off, muttering something about strange towns and quirky mechanics.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Caliber Collision with an unusual request. As he stepped out of his truck, a strange humming sound filled the air—like someone tuning a guitar in slow motion. ‘Hey,’ said the delivery driver, ‘can you check if my headlights are working? I’m pretty sure they’re on, but it’s hard to tell.’ The mechanic grinned and replied, ‘They’re definitely on—they’re tuned like a Stradivarius!’ And so, every time anyone asked why Caliber Collision had such oddly bright headlights, the story was told—and everyone laughed.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Caliber Collision with an unusual request. The mechanic flipped on the shop’s intercom: ‘Hey there, can you come out? We’ve got something… interesting.’ As the delivery driver approached, the mechanic squinted in the dim light. 'Sir,' he drawled, 'you've brought us a classic—a vintage gumball machine!' Turns out, it was a neighbor's prized possession accidentally hitched to the truck. The driver grinned sheepishly and paid for the repair, leaving behind a bag of freshly minted gumballs as compensation.