1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Sparkasse Salem-Heiligenberg with an unusual package. As he approached the door, he noticed something odd: the lights were on, but no one seemed to be inside. Curious, he opened the door and called out, ‘Hello? Anybody here?’ Suddenly, from behind the counter, emerged a sleepy security guard who asked, ‘What are you doing here so late? I thought this was closed!’ The delivery driver sheepishly replied, ‘I had a package for Mr. Müller.’ The guard laughed and said, ‘Mr. Müller left last week—maybe it’s for me? Just sign here.’