About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as a delivery driver pulled up to Caliber Collision South, he heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention, everyone—your car is now officially late for work.’ Since then, whenever someone mentions that place, people laugh and wonder if their vehicle might be next. After that, every time a neighbor dropped off their car for repairs, they’d joke, ‘I hope my car isn’t too late for its shift!’ And the staff at Caliber Collision South would smile knowingly, never missing an opportunity to whisper, ‘Your ride’s probably catching up in traffic right now.’
2. A neighborhood kid was pedaling past Caliber Collision South when he noticed something odd. The sign outside seemed to be waving back at him. Curious, the boy slowed down and waved back. To his surprise, the sign tilted slightly again—this time in greeting! Shrugging it off as a trick of the light, he rode on. Later that day, while fixing a flat tire, a delivery driver passing by swore he saw the same sign wave at him too.
3. A delivery driver pulled into Caliber Collision South one afternoon, only to notice an unusual sight on the workshop’s loading dock—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper and twine, labeled simply ‘For Mr. X’. Curious, the delivery driver opened it, finding inside a note reading: 'Dear friend, your car missed you today.' Turns out, it was just a prank from a neighbor who thought he saw him last week.
4. In the early hours of the morning, a delivery driver pulled into Caliber Collision South for routine maintenance. As he sat in the waiting area, someone over the intercom announced, ‘Ladies and gentlemen, your car is now officially more beautiful than it was before.’ The delivery driver thought it was a funny greeting until he noticed his own truck had been parked next to him. Turned out, it wasn’t just any old compliment—it was actually his neighbor’s voice coming through the shop’s PA system! Everyone burst out laughing when they realized who’d done it.