About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside SAFE Credit Union and noticed something odd on the sign: ‘Today’s lucky number is 42.’ He parked his truck, walked in, and asked the teller if it meant he’d win big today. The teller smiled mysteriously and replied, ‘Not exactly…’ ‘It means,’ she whispered, ‘that you’ll get your money back if you deposit exactly $42 right now.’ The driver grinned, withdrew $42 from his pocket, placed it on the counter, and watched as the teller quietly hit some keys behind the desk. A moment later, the screen flashed: “Congratulations! Your balance is now $84!” The driver laughed and said, “That’s quite lucky indeed.”
2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into SAFE Credit Union and asked the teller for help with his account. As he waited, he absentmindedly glanced around and noticed a sign on the wall that read: ‘If you see something suspicious, say something… even if it’s just your own reflection.’ The old man chuckled and thought, 'I wonder what my reflection might be up to?' Just then, another customer—a delivery driver—asked him for directions to the restroom. The elderly gentleman pointed towards the door, but accidentally gestured towards his own reflection instead. Everyone in line burst out laughing as the poor driver followed the invisible reflection down the hallway!}
3. One afternoon, a customer approached the counter and asked the teller, ‘Excuse me, is it normal for my account balance to be exactly $13.66 forever?’ The teller smiled gently and replied, ‘Well, ma’am, that’s because your account has been frozen since last Thursday.’ The woman looked puzzled until she remembered she’d accidentally overdrawn her account with a coffee purchase. A delivery driver standing nearby chuckled, whispering to his friend, ‘I guess some accounts really do stay the same—forever stuck at thirteen bucks and sixty-six cents!’
4. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside SAFE Credit Union and noticed something strange. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, he heard someone whispering inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only empty desks and quiet hallways. Suddenly, one of the computers on the desk started playing classical music. Confused, the delivery driver knocked gently on the door. A voice called out from within, ‘Could you turn that down? I’m trying to concentrate!’ Turned out it was just a regular who worked from home, practicing for an audition. The end.