About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver arrived early with a truck full of mysterious boxes. As he unloaded them near the entrance, passersby noticed something peculiar: every box had an old-fashioned keyhole cut into its side. Curious neighbors gathered around, trying to peer inside. Suddenly, one of them exclaimed, ‘Hey, look! Each box has a different vintage design!’ Turns out, it was just an elaborate marketing stunt—Chase Bank wanted to promote their new safe-deposit boxes. The whole town ended up laughing and taking selfies with the colorful keys.
2. One day, a regular noticed something odd on the Chase bank parking lot. Among the usual cars and bikes stood an old suitcase, its handle worn smooth from years of use. Curious, he approached it cautiously. Inside was just an old photo album filled with pictures of smiling people and notes scribbled in faded ink. Turns out, it belonged to a delivery driver who’d accidentally left it there weeks ago. The next morning, everyone brought their lunch boxes instead of depositing cash.
3. One afternoon, while collecting recycling from the Chase bank parking lot, a neighbor found an unusual object in one of the bins—a small metal box labeled ‘Time Capsule’. Upon opening it, they discovered old letters, photos, and even a cassette tape with someone’s mix-tape from the 90s. It turned out to be an employee's personal time capsule left behind when they switched branches. The neighbor played the tape during their next block party, and everyone had a blast dancing to those nostalgic tunes.
4. One evening, a regular approached the Chase bank ATM and muttered, ‘Why won’t you give me my money?’ Suddenly, the machine responded in a deep, robotic voice: ‘Because your account balance is negative infinity.’ The man blinked several times, then tried another card. The machine repeated its chilling message. Desperate, he asked his neighbor for help, who calmly replied, 'Maybe you should check if you're overdrafting on coffee?'