1. Late one night, an anonymous delivery driver pulled up to Walmart Pharmacy's loading dock. As he opened the back of his truck, a strange humming sound filled the air—a low, almost soothing melody that seemed to come from nowhere and everywhere at once. Curious, the pharmacist walked outside and saw only empty streets. The humming grew louder as he approached the truck, then suddenly stopped when he flipped on his flashlight—revealing nothing but boxes of aspirin and a note scribbled in marker: ‘Next time, leave a bell.’
2. At closing time, a pharmacist locked up Walmart Pharmacy and headed for home. Suddenly, her phone buzzed with a message from a concerned neighbor: ‘Your store’s sign is glowing blue tonight.’ Curious, she rushed back to check. The only thing glowing was an old thermometer stuck in the window, its digital display flickering blue due to a power surge. As she laughed at herself, a delivery driver commented, ‘Must be nice having a pharmacy that warns you when it closes!’