About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, an old regular named Mr. Smith walked into A Abana Auto Insurance and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you guys ever get strange visitors?’ She shrugged, curious but not alarmed. Just then, a delivery driver rushed in, breathless. ‘Hey,’ he panted, ‘did anyone see a squirrel run past here?’ Everyone looked at each other, confused. The receptionist smiled wryly and replied, ‘Only one that I know of—Mr. Smith.’
2. While filling out forms one afternoon, a delivery driver muttered under his breath, ‘Why do they ask for my astrological sign here?’ After a moment’s pause, he added with a shrug, ‘I guess they want to know if I’m lucky enough not to crash their cars today.’ Everyone around him laughed, including the receptionist who typed away without missing a beat. A few minutes later, when asked why she included such an odd question on the form, she simply smiled and replied, ‘It’s just our little way of saying “good luck”!’
3. On a particularly foggy morning in downtown Chicago, a delivery driver pulled up to A Abana Auto Insurance with a box of claims forms. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed something peculiar: the sign above the entrance seemed to be waving gently in the breeze. Curious, he approached and saw that it was just an old weathered flag flapping in the wind. But as he reached for the door handle, he heard a voice from inside: ‘Hey, can you help me? My pen ran out of ink!’ Turning around, he found no one there—just an empty office and a slightly smudged signature pad. The delivery driver shrugged, smiled, and thought, “Another day, another mystery solved.”
4. At dawn, when most people were still dreaming, a delivery driver pulled up to A Abana Auto Insurance. The street was quiet, but inside, the receptionist’s computer screen glowed eerily with a single message: ‘Your policy is now infinity years long.’ The delivery driver blinked several times, rubbed his eyes, and looked again—still just one message. He laughed nervously and said to the empty room, ‘Well, that’s… interesting.’ Later that day, a neighbor stopped by for advice on what to do with an infinite auto insurance policy. They both shrugged and decided to keep it anyway—it couldn’t hurt, right?’