About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver approached the Chase branch and muttered under his breath, ‘I bet you can’t count that high.’ He left a giant stack of envelopes on the counter, each numbered in ascending order from one to infinity. The teller stared blankly for a moment, then called over her colleague with a smile: 'Hey, check out envelope number two!' They both giggled as they counted up together, realizing it was an elaborate prank. The delivery driver casually walked away, whistling a tune, while a nearby neighbor commented, 'Kids these days, always trying to pull one over on us old-timers.'
2. A few weeks ago, an elderly gentleman walked into the Chase branch and asked the teller, ‘Do you accept deposits in dollars or euros today?’ Everyone looked puzzled until he added with a twinkle in his eye, ‘Because I just found a new currency!’ The teller smiled and replied, ‘Sir, we only handle dollars and euros here.’ With a mischievous grin, the man said, ‘Oh, well then could you please deposit my million-dollar smile? It always makes people happy!’ The whole room burst out laughing, and that day Chase became known for its unexpected moments of joy.
3. In the early hours of one foggy morning, a sleepy security guard entered the Chase branch for a routine check. ‘Did you hear that?’ he whispered, cocking his head towards the empty lobby. A soft rustle came from behind the counter. The guard froze, heart pounding. Then, a familiar voice said, 'Morning, Bob! Coffee's on me today.' It was just the night janitor, mopping up after his shift. They both laughed, and the guard realized it had been an ordinary Monday after all.
4. In the middle of a routine afternoon, a young woman entered the Chase branch with a curious question for the teller: 'Excuse me, can you tell me how much money it takes to open my own bank?' The teller looked puzzled but replied, ‘Well, ma’am, that depends on how big you want your bank to be.’ The woman thought for a moment and said, ‘I just need somewhere to park my bicycle!’ Everyone in line burst out laughing, including the teller who promptly called her Chase Bank’s newest customer.