About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver pulled up to Relentless Collision one morning and asked the mechanic, ‘You fix cars here, right?’ The mechanic nodded. ‘Then why is your sign saying “Relentless Collaboration”?’ The mechanic grinned sheepishly. 'Ah, well,' he said, 'we're working on a new branding campaign. Thought it sounded more collaborative.' A nearby customer chimed in, 'Hey, that's not bad—maybe you should keep both signs!' And so, Relentless Collision became Relentless Collaboration for a week, until everyone got used to it.
2. One day, as customers waited for their cars to be fixed, an unusual announcement came over the shop’s intercom: ‘Attention, all drivers with unpaid tickets from last year—your vehicles are now officially impounded by the spirit world.’ Everyone froze for a moment before bursting into laughter. A delivery driver joked, 'Guess I better pay up that parking ticket!' The mechanic smiled and said, 'Just kidding, folks—your cars are safe here.' The intercom crackled again: 'And remember, Relentless Collision is always here for your mechanical needs!'
3. A little boy walked into Relentless Collision one afternoon, staring wide-eyed at the ceiling. Suspended from the rafters were not just tools or parts, but old license plates from every state. ‘Dad,’ he whispered, pointing, ‘why do they hang license plates here?’ His dad smiled and said, ‘Son, these are like trophies for our mechanics. Each plate represents a job well done—like a medal in a race.’ The boy nodded thoughtfully before turning back to his dad with another question. ‘But why does Uncle Mike always get the ones from California?’
4. In the quiet corner of Relentless Collision, a curious poster caught the eye of every customer who passed through. It depicted a vintage car repair manual with a handwritten note: 'For your next project—fixing time itself!' One day, an elderly neighbor walked in, carrying a rusty old clock and asking if they could ‘recalibrate’ it. The mechanic laughed but took on the job anyway. Months later, when everyone came back for their cars, they found that time seemed to move differently inside Relentless Collision—it was always exactly 3:14 PM. A delivery driver complained first, saying his lunch break was too short now; soon after, customers started leaving satisfied, claiming their cars ran smoother than ever before. In the end, no one knew whether it was just a quirk or if fixing clocks had somehow fixed something else.