About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver pulled up to Capital Bank one morning and exclaimed, 'I thought you guys were closed!' The teller smiled and replied, 'No, we're open as usual.' But something strange had indeed happened overnight. It turned out that during the night, a regular customer decided to surprise everyone by depositing an enormous amount of coins in the coin slot—so many that the machine was jammed. When the delivery driver arrived with his truck full of packages, he found himself locked outside because the front door was blocked by a mountain of shiny quarters! Everyone had a good laugh over coffee later that day.
2. A security guard noticed something unusual one afternoon as he patrolled the parking lot of Capital Bank. Among the usual abandoned umbrellas and forgotten briefcases lay an old, dusty violin case. The guard opened it curiously and found inside a note scribbled in pencil: ‘If you can hear this violin playing, know that someone forgot it here.’ Sure enough, soft strains of Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata drifted through the air. The next morning, everyone in the neighborhood brought their instruments—violins, cellos, even ukuleles—to deposit them at Capital Bank. Soon, every weekday at noon, the bank became a makeshift concert hall, attracting passersby who’d never noticed the bank before.
3. A teller at Capital Bank looked up from her desk one day and said, ‘This is the third time today someone’s asked for an account with no fees or interest!’ She blinked a few times, then smiled knowingly. ‘You’re not telling me,’ she whispered, ‘that our delivery driver just opened his fifth free account today?’ Everyone burst out laughing as they realized the joke had been on them all along.
4. A customer walked into Capital Bank one evening, glanced at the clock, and muttered, ‘This is exactly where I left off last week!’ The teller smiled and asked, 'Anything else today?' The man replied, 'No thanks, just wanted to make sure I didn’t miss anything.' As he turned to leave, he added jokingly, 'I’ll be back next week around the same time!'