About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, while a delivery driver was unloading supplies, he noticed an odd sound coming from inside Willamette Dental Group. It was like someone whistling a happy tune, but no one seemed to be around. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only empty rooms. Then, out of nowhere, a little bird flew in through an open door, chirping merrily as it settled on a chair. The delivery driver laughed, realizing the sound had been just that—an innocent bird serenading him.
2. A neighborhood kid was skipping stones near the parking lot one afternoon when he heard something unusual coming from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a dentist frantically chasing his chair across the room. Turns out, during lunchtime, a regular had accidentally left his hat on the suction tube, causing it to start purring like a cat. The whole office burst into laughter when the poor dentist finally caught up with his runaway chair.
3. While waiting for her appointment, a regular patient glanced out the window and saw something strange happening in the parking lot. ‘Did you hear that?’ she asked the receptionist. ‘What did I miss?’ The receptionist shrugged. ‘No, what happened?’ The woman pointed outside. ‘I thought I saw someone trying to sneak into your van!’ They both looked, but all they found was a delivery driver adjusting his load. ‘Oh well,’ said the receptionist with a smile, ‘at least it’s not another tooth emergency today.’
4. On a particularly foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Willamette Dental Group with boxes of dental supplies. As he began unloading, he heard a strange humming noise coming from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old dentist chair dancing around in circles, accompanied by a tiny toothbrush doing the cha-cha on the counter. Startled, the driver quickly drove away, leaving behind only a note that read: ‘Dear Dentists, your packages are safe—just not today!’