Uptown Family Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Uptown Family Dental and noticed something unusual on the parking lot—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper with no label or markings. Curious, he picked it up and carried it inside. As he opened it, out popped a live goldfish in a tiny bowl! Turns out, someone had mistakenly delivered the wrong package. The whole office burst into laughter when they saw the little fish swimming around. From then on, ‘Mr. Goldfinch’ became a regular visitor during lunch breaks.

2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up outside Uptown Family Dental and noticed something unusual. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, he kept hearing strange noises coming from inside the office. Curious but cautious, he peeked through the window and saw an elderly patient sitting in the chair with a big smile on her face—completely oblivious to the dentist's puzzled expression. Curiously, the delivery driver approached the door and called out gently, ‘Ma’am? Are you okay?’ To everyone’s surprise, she turned around with a toothy grin, revealing not just one, but two full sets of teeth—one perfectly aligned set in her mouth, and another mismatched set glued to her face! It turned out she was a regular who always came prepared for her dental visits.

3. One night, while closing up shop, the receptionist at Uptown Family Dental heard an odd voice over the intercom: ‘Brush twice daily for healthy teeth.’ She looked around but saw no one. The next morning, a delivery driver pulling up outside noticed a mysterious note taped to the door: “Floss once a day.” Over the next few days, more cryptic messages appeared: 'Use mouthwash after brushing' and 'Visit us every six months.' Finally, on the fifth evening, the receptionist found herself whispering into the empty office, 'Clean your tongue too!' When she opened the next morning, everyone in town had received a postcard from Uptown Family Dental with the message: "Happy National Dental Month!" Everyone laughed it off as a clever marketing stunt—except for the delivery driver who kept finding dental floss stuck to his windshield.

4. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up outside Uptown Family Dental and noticed something peculiar on the sign: ‘Closed for Lunch.’ Curious, he walked in only to be greeted by an empty waiting room and a quiet reception area. But when he looked into the dental chair, he saw… nothing but a toothbrush left behind? As he peered closer, he realized it was just an old toothbrush with a note attached: 'Sorry for the inconvenience! We'll reopen shortly.' Turns out, the dentist had stepped out for lunch too early, leaving everything exactly as it was. The delivery guy laughed it off, thinking it was one of those quirky small-town stories.